i’ll tell you why i dislike snobby-ass sc3n3k1dD$.
this kid that rides my bus, dustin, he asks me if he can borrow my six-gauges.
‘course i say yes, ‘cause 1. i’m one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet, and 2. he’s fucking adorable.
i brought them in to him today and he’s like, “what the fuck is this?”
“they’re the sixes.”
“wow. are you serious? why’re they metal?”
“because that’s what i used.”
“well mine are glass so, you can just have these back.”
like my shit’s not good enough.
fuck him.
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but look what brought up my dayyy:
i love ron. fuck i love my weasleys, period.
harry potter = mankind WIN. <3
(via caraaaaaa)
i fuckin’ hate youu. i be jealous, son.
10. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
9. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
8. Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
7. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
6. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
5. I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
4. I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
3. You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
2. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
1. I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.